headermask image

header image

Guaranteed weight loss, shed those pounds today! No exercise or brain needed

diets, atkins and raw food evangelists

Popularity: 3% [?]

If you're new here, you may want to subscribe to my feed or email alerts (on the right hand of the page) so you'll be first to know when we update with more drivel!. . That would rock!

Rejoice fruit, rejoice - today is YOUR day!

It’s a big day folks.  After what feels like centuries forcing ourselves to eat perfectly-shaped fruit, the EU have finally backtracked and allowed to fruit to express itself.  From today, life just gets better.  Fruit, is fruit and bananas just don’t have to try and impress anymore.

As I say it’s a big day!

Wonky fruit and EU bureaucracy

Popularity: 3% [?]

Procrastination and its effect on internet traffic

A marvellous guest graph (that I’m sure you’ll agree both makes the grade and it (panfully true!) from a lady you really should be following over on twitter - AM-Dolores. I’ve re-written what she sent as she had neat handwriting and I know, from the feedback you give, that you prefer to really struggle with my dreadful handwriting.

internet traffic and procrastination

Popularity: 5% [?]

Smiling, jumpers and flamingoes - they’re all linked politically

flamingoes, jumpers and politics - the link

Popularity: 6% [?]

You couldn’t make it up!

Well I couldn’t have got my predictions more wrong yesterday (here).  In mitigation I really didn’t think it possible that the cosy club would actually vote in a member of the opposition purely because he was disliked so much by his own party.  Oscar Wilde would be proud of such a plot line.

Anyway, lot’s to cover today - not least, Bercow settling down into his big green chair as we, as tapayers, decide we’ll dig deep to find up to £9.6 million for Stephen Hester, the gaffer at RBS.

Bercow, politics, news, speaker and business

Popularity: 7% [?]